I'm a Disnerd, Potterhead, Cat Lady, and a Country Girl. I'm also part of Red Sox Nation, Bruins Nation, and I'm Boston Strong.
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station
I wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”
guy on the left like “girl hi”
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.